15 September 2014

Top 10 Bassist Joke

August 7th, 2014

Where would the world be without jokes about musicians, especially bass players? Check out this collection and please take no offense if you happen to play bass:)
Q: Why couldn't the bassist get through the front door?
A: He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in!

Q: What's the difference between a camel and a bassist?
A: Camel can live without drinking for one week.

Q: Why is there a bassist in most bands?
A: To translate what's happening to the drummer.

Q: What's the range of a bass guitar?
A: About twenty yards, if you have a good arm.

Q: How do bassists begin most of their stories?
A: "Back when I used to play guitar..."

Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a bass player?
A: The guitar player gets students, and the bass player gets gigs.

Q: How do you tell if a bass player is successful?
A: His girlfriend has a job.

Q: Why don't bass players play hide and seek?
A: Because people forget they exist and don't look for them.

Q: Why don't bassists tell blonde jokes?
A: Because they don't understand them.

Q: How many bassist jokes are there?
A: Just one - all the rest are true!

Source: www.ultimate-guitar.com