August 7th, 2014
Where would the world be without jokes about musicians, especially bass players? Check out this collection and please take no offense if you happen to play bass:)
Q: Why couldn't the bassist get through the front door?
A: He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in!
Q: What's the difference between a camel and a bassist?
A: Camel can live without drinking for one week.
Q: Why is there a bassist in most bands?
A: To translate what's happening to the drummer.
Q: What's the range of a bass guitar?
A: About twenty yards, if you have a good arm.
Q: How do bassists begin most of their stories?
A: "Back when I used to play guitar..."
Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a bass player?
A: The guitar player gets students, and the bass player gets gigs.
Q: How do you tell if a bass player is successful?
A: His girlfriend has a job.
Q: Why don't bass players play hide and seek?
A: Because people forget they exist and don't look for them.
Q: Why don't bassists tell blonde jokes?
A: Because they don't understand them.
Q: How many bassist jokes are there?
A: Just one - all the rest are true!